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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

jet pack crimp.

Practicing my crimping today. If you're not in the know, it's a form of rap/song/poetry/spokenword/nonsense invented by the mighty boosh. All the kids are doing it daddio. Didn't you even know that? Get with it grandad.

Jet Pack Crimp

See the flying fox, Oh.
Is he just a bat?
No, a proper fox with a proper jet pack.
Strapped on his red back
Reasonable jet pack
Buy 3 get 1 free
4 pack of jet packs
nice set of jet packs
suit a pack of pack rats
Don't forget the pack-a-mack
Windy up there
Layers
Layers
Vest and T-shit
Long Sleeved T-shirt
shirt and jersey
What about a waistcoat?
No, that's going too far, Just put your jacket on.
I feel the need, the need for tweed.
Argile, Harris, Orkney, Mull!

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