My mother in law...

Tonight's gig is pretty packed already, so I'm not going to do any material - I'll probably let Cal and Al take on the compere duties. However, I will be donning a suit and frill fronted shirt and doing my best 70's yorkshire comic impression to read the entries in this week's competition. AL is bring his drums to do the 'badump, tish!' after every punchline. And if I have time I may make a new jingle, in a schmaltzy vegas style;

'Competition time, oh yeah!
You could win a fabulous prize,
But take it from me,
It's probably,
A bottle of cheap booze!'

NEXT GIG;

The first in a month owing to the cancellation of the last show, so it's packed this week -
Paul Gerrard. Les Paul Marshall. Scott McClould. Phil Buckley. Christian Steel and joining us at the last minute - Steffen Peddie and Sahra Millican. So not too much fannying about from your 3 hosts this week, just bring on the acts. But there's always room for the weekly competition - this week, mother in law jokes! How cutting edge are we?

TUESDAY 11TH OF JULY. SHOW STARTS 9.00 -
'LONG LIVE COMEDY'
THE DOG AND PARROT (UPSTAIRS)
-OPPOSITE THE CENTRE FOR LIFE, 2 MINS FROM CENTRAL STATION.
ONLY £2