Now showing in cell 4.

It's claimed that the victorians actually went to asylums as a form of entertainment.

Shall we go to the theatre tonight?

Nah, I'm sick of drama. Tell you what, lets go down the asylum and look at the nutters.

Alright? What's on?

Let's see. Bedlam asylum, Star wars, - a nutter attempts to start a fight with the big dipper. Cell 4, 8.30.

Seen it.

The Wild Bunch? They're quite wild, and there are a few of them so you get your money's worth.

Nah!

How about this, I was a teenage werewolf and Bride of Frankenstein.

Is that what I think it is?

A nutter who claims to have been a teenage werewolf and...

A nutter who claims to be the bride of frankenstein. No thanks.

Nutters in the rain? They sing and you get to hose them down until they stop.

Nah. Ooh, what about Hannibal the Cannibal?

Oh, It's rubbish. He sounds scary but he just talks about sheep and makes slurping noises.

What about that trendy independent asylum, is there anything on there?

Oh yes, all this week a nutter who claims to be Napoleon.

Well that sounds good.

Oh wait, it's all in French.

Well sod that, I'm not reading subtitles all night. If I wanted to read about nutters I could stay at home.